i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal, via pastorurie)




Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

This just makes me so… I just can’t… ARGH!

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Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

(Source: spikefuckingjonze, via petewentzforprez)


i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via singing-songs-that-nobody-wrote)


Raven’s mom knows what’s up

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via BuzzFeed 

99% of women who’ve ever had sex have used birth control at some point in their lives. Obviously there’s gotta be a lot of reasons why so many have joined the party―BuzzFeed asked 22 women for theirs. The answers are perfect. 

what is wrong with birth control? It is better for you than a bar or shot because a)it works better and b) its better for you because you aren’t putting hormones in you body the that lasts for weeks.

that’s what they’re saying bc so many ppl are against birth control for some reason and they are saying it helps women in a lot of good ways

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